It was a very very very hot and summery day. Eevee had to feed her pusheens, get changed out of her pusheen pjs and stepped outside. Eevee suddenly noticed that the Llardis wasn’t there. So she went to go knock on the Knockter-Doctor’s door and he didn’t reply. Usually he would reply because he was awake all day and all night. The Doctor-Llama went on a journey and the Doctor-Llama took Eevee to an alien McDonalds. The Doctor comes back with an alien McDonalds and its much tastier than the one on Earth. It’s sort of like proper Earth food, but it has better flavour. If it had any vegetables on it Eevee wouldn’t eat it. You get a Pokémon alien toy with each meal. The Doctor bought some birthday cake because it was June 11 th and Eevee’s birthday. The Doctor bought a lot of cake – like a lot – because Eevee loves cake. Eevee said ‘I wish we could keep travelling back in time so I could keep going back to my birthday and eating cake’. The cyber-llamas had caught Alan in a cell. E...

    When we left our intrepid adventurers they had just escaped the McDonalds toy…of doom! We start our story again on a grey and rainy day in Knutton, in a fast-food chain close to companion Eevee’s house. The Dr-Llama is helping his new assistant Eevee to her feet when the lights in the McDonalds flicker on and off. A creepy laugh can be heard echoing over the tannoy. ‘My dear Doctor, you have been foolish on this grey and rainy night. I lured you here using the cyber-llamas (I knew you wouldn’t be able to resist them – they are far too cute!) and then the auton-mannequin-llamas, using both of them for my trap. I thought that the plastic llamas in the toys wouldn’t kill you, but I did think they would distract you enough for me to hypnotise the owner of the shop and fill the shop with your greatest enemy…Llama-Daleks!!!’ With that the voice let out an evil laugh ‘Wa-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!’ ‘You evil fiend!’ shouted the Dr-Llama, shaking with horror as he looked up ...

 Please note that Dr Who, the Tardis and various monsters are copyright the BBC. However this is Llama Who, a part llama part timelord who travels in a Llardis and meets very different sorts of monsters, honest!      Theme tune: Llama Whooooooo, Llama Whooooo, Whooo-wooh-wooh, who-wa-hooo, llama whoooooooo!!! Voiceover: An exciting story about space and time starring Eevee as the human companion mysteriously turned into a Llama and Dr Llama Who as the renegade Llama Time Lord from Llamafrey in the constellation of Llama-sterberous, in their fight against the scourge of the known universe, the evil Cyber-Llamas. Our intrepid explorers have just arrived in their Llardis (llamas and relative dimensions in space). Dr Llama has just dropped his former companion Romana-llama off into Eee-by-gum space (Yorkshire) and has landed near Eevee’s house. Eevee is a humanoid earthling aged eight who has many of the qualities the Dr wants in a companion – curiosity, spirit, ...